Too Many Sandwiches lyrics

Artist  : Stereophonics 
Song : Too Many Sandwiches
 
Shopping spree for the family tree, haven't seen
your family tree, in quite a while
Too many sandwiches and wine, sherry stains down
your best mans tie, what a speech
The band arrive, the grannies cry, the singers
tongue's's in the bar maids mouth, what a voice
Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head's still
stuck down the portaloo, what a man

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken
breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid
tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the
man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
And that's just tonight

The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs
The bands too loud, they're off down stairs what
a noise
The bride and groom they dance their dance
The singer mimes there's still a chance, the bar
maid smiles

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken
breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid
tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the
man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
And that's just tonight

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken
breasts, the discos late and he's overpaid
tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings, the
man who sings made love to the bar maid twice
Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head's still
stuck down the portaloo, what a man
The bride and groom they dance their dance, the
singer mimes there's still a chance tonight
And the bar maid smiles