Hot rod sleigh lyrics

Artist  : Toby keith 
Song : Hot rod sleigh
 
I saw one of Santa's helpers at the grocery store
today
He was standin' at the front door givin' candy
canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain
situation
How's Santa gonna get here with this risin'
population

He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late
last week
And it seems that dear ol' Santa has got
somethin' up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, don't you dare repeat a single word of
this, you hear

He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new
sled's almost ready
And they say he's got it painted up, looks just
like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin'
long and mean
It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter
wonderland machine
I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

It's got a heater in the floorboard 'cause he's
gettin' old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen
on some snow
Landin' lights of red and white all stuck along
the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he's fallin' from
the sky

He's got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the
latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt
that matches
Only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the
children get to sleep

He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new
sled's almost ready
And they say he's got it painted up, looks just
like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're lookin'
long and mean
It's the fastest, highest flyin' winter
wonderland machine
I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

Well, I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh