 The piano has been drinking lyrics ( Tom waits )   
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 Rate The Piano Has Been Drinking
Artist : Tom waits
Song : The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to new york, the jukebox
has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight
looks like a prison break
And the telephone’s out of cigarettes, and the
balcony is on the make
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has
been drinking...
And the menus are all freezing, and the light
man’s blind in one eye
And he can’t see out of the other
And the piano-tuner’s got a hearing aid, and he
showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking, the piano has
been drinking
As the bouncer is a sumo wrestler cream-puff
casper milktoast
And the owner is a mental midget with the i.q. of
a fence post
’cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has
been drinking...
And you can’t find your waitress with a geiger
counter
And she hates you and your friends and you just
can’t get served without her
And the box-office is drooling, and the bar
stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling, and the
ash-trays have retired
’cause the piano has been drinking, the piano has
been drinking
The piano has been drinking, not me, not me, not
me, not me, not me
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