Good mornin mr. snip snip snip witchur haircut jus
as short as mine
Bay rum lucky tiger butch wax cracker jacks shoe
shine jaw breaker
Magazine racks hangin round the barber shop a
side burnin close crop
Mornin mr. furgeson what’s the good word witcha
been
Stayin outa trouble like a good boy should I see
you’re still cuttin hair
Well I’m still cuttin classes I just couldn’t hep
myself
I got a couple of passes to the ringle bros. barn
bail circus afternoon
I see you lost a little round the middle and your
lookin reel good
Sittin on the wagon stead of under the hood
What’s the low down mr. brown heard you boy’s
leavin town
I just bought myself a struggle buggy suckers
powder blue
Throw me over sports page cincinnati’s lookin’
good
Always been for pittsburgh lay you 10 to 1
That the pirates get the pennant and the series
for their done
You know the hair’s gettin longer and the skirts
gettin shorter
You can get a cheaper haircut if you wanna cross
the border
Now if your mama saw you smokin why she’d kick
your ass
Put it out you little juvenile and put it out
fast
Oh if I had a million dollars well what would I
do
Probly be a barber not a bum like you
Still gotchur paper route now that’s just fine
Now you can pay me double cause you gypped me
last time
You be keepin little circus money and spend it on
a girl
Know I give the best haircuts in the whole wide
world
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