Funky Cold Medina lyrics

Artist  : Tone Loc 
Song : Funky Cold Medina
 
Alright, dig it

[ VERSE 1 ]
Cold coolin at a bar, and I'm lookin for some
action
But like Mike Jagger said, I can't get no
satisfaction
The girls are all around, but none of them wanna
get with me
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin def, yo,
what's up with L-o-c?
The girls is all jockin at the other end of the
bar
Havin drinks with some no-name chump, when they
know that I'm the star
So I got up and strolled over to the other side
of the cantina
I asked the guy, Why you so fly? he said, Funky
Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina

[ VERSE 2 ]
This brother told me a secret on how to get more
chicks
Put a little Medina in your glass, and the
girls'll come real quick
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
A couple of sips of this love potion, and she'll
be on your lap
So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me and
did the wild thing on my leg
He used to scratch and bite me, before he was
much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to my house for the
Funky Cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin down
my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina,
pal

[ VERSE 3 ]
I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is
Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky
Cold Medina
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok,
I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and
I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib, and everything went
well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old
mess, Sheena was a man
So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no
Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the
Funky Cold Medina

You know, ain't no plans with a man
This is the 80's, and I'm down with the ladies
Ya know?

Break it down

[ VERSE 4 ]
Back in the saddle, lookin for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on _The Love
Connection_
The audience voted, and you know they picked a
winner
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some
dinner
She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin soon what I'll
be gettin
Instead she started talkin 'bout plans for our
weddin
I said, Wait, slow down, love, not so fast says,
I'll be seein ya
That's why I found you don't play around with the
Funky Cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin
That Medina's a monster, y'all

Funky Cold Medina