Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see
armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure
could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring
circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless
fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is
to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any
fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in
Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for
your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret
for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract
and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring
circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless
fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is
to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any
fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in
Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the
sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see
armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I
sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit,
stupid shit... One great big festering neon
distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all
occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all
soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way
it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard
and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro
anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies
and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck
smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these
dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim.
Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for
tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I
wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it
all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it
all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just
call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any
change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down. flush it down.