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Artist : Unknown Song : A true story A TRUE STORY
Kate Clinton, John McCutcheon, & Betsy Rose
One morning while reading the paper, in search of
a new set of wheels
The classifieds had a most curious ad in their
listing of automobiles
I read in suspicious amusement what seemed like a
great stroke of luck
"Corvette Stingray," it said, "low mileage,
bright red, '83 model --
sixty-five bucks"
Well I was used to my newspaper's typos, still I
called up that number
straightway
"'Bout that '83 'Vette -- have you sold the thing
yet?" She said, "No,
you're my first call today"
I said, "There's been some mistake in the paper,
they printed the ad wrong
somehow"
"Oh, no," replied she, "they got that from me."
I said, "Don't sell that
car, I'm leaving now"
Well her address was in the part of the city
where I'd ventured just one
time or two
Where the doctors, bank presidents, and lawyers
are residents, and the
houses are massive and new
As I drove up her half-a-mile driveway, there in
the heat of the day
In the sunlight it gleamed, the car of my dreams
-- just sixty-five dollars
away
Well the interior was made of white leather, it
had a 587 V-8
Bow wingspan doors, Hurst four-on-the-floor, and
the 8-channel tape deck was
great
There was chrome on the chrome on the fender in
an aerodynamic design
A phone, a TV, and it was bogglin' to me how for
sixty-five bucks it was
mine
Well I suspected the woman was crazy, to be
selling the car at this price
But as we walked down the lane she seemed
perfectly sane -- she was charming
and really quite nice
And she smiled in such great satisfaction as she
handed me title and keys
I said, "I've just got to know why you let this
thing go -- what's wrong
with this car, tell me, please?"
Said she, "I'll be sixty come Tuesday, and I've
lived here with my husband
Earl
After thirty years wed, and without a word said,
he left me for a young
teenage girl
With his credit cards here on the table, I knew
that he couldn't go far
Last night from Florida he sent a wire to me,
said, 'I need money, dear --
sell the car!'"
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