The pirates who don't do anything lyrics

Artist  : Veggie tales 
Song : The pirates who don't do anything
 
From A Very Silly Sing-Along Narrator: "Joining
Larry are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together
make up the infamous gang of scalliwags, the
Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!" Larry, Pa, Mr.
Lunt: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask
us to do anything, we'll just tell you ..."
Larry: "We don't do anything!" Pa: "Well, I've
never been Greenland and I've never been to
Denver, and I've never buried treasure in St.
Louis or St. Paul, and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa, and I've never been
to Boston in the fall." All: "'Cuz we're the
Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! We just stay home
and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything,
we'll just tell you .." Mr. Lunt: "We don't do
anything. And I never hoist the mainstay and I
never swab the poop deck, and I never veer to
starboard 'cuz I never sail at all, and I've
never walked the gang plank and I've never owned
a parrot, and I've never been to Boston in the
fall." All: "'Cuz we're the Pirates Who Don't Do
Anything! We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell
you .. We don't do anything!" Larry: "Well, I've
never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at
ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed
potatoes up against the wall, and I've never
kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head
lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
Pa: "Huh? What are you talking about? What's a
rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being
a pirate??" Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right! We're
supposed to sing about pirate-y things!" Larry:
"Oh ..." Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up? Am I
right? What do you think?" Mr. Lunt: "I think you
look like Cap'n Crunch!" Pa: "Huh? No I don't!"
Mr. Lunt: "Do too." Pa: "Do not!" Mr. Lunt:
"You're making me hungry." Pa: "That's it, you're
walkin' the plank!" Mr. Lunt: "Says who?" Pa:
"Says the captain, that's who!" Mr. Lunt: "Oh,
yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!" Larry: "And I've
never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed
a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a
big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in
yogurt and I don't look good in leggings ..." Pa:
"You just don't get it!" All: "And we've never
been to Boston in the fall!"