White picket fence lyrics

Artist  : Victims family 
Song : White picket fence
 
Out the door she walked slamming it behind her I'm
dialing the telephone. dying just to find her
there I sit; master of all I survey "she'll crawl
back on her hands and knees someday" so I punched
a hole in the wall with my fist put on Julie
London and I knocked back a fifth "how come this
shit always happens to me, when I'm such a
fucking sweetheart it's a mystery." I walked
upstairs fell flat on my face passed out and
dreamed of a beautiful place and when everything
seemed to be going my way I woke up in a puddle
of puke where I lay. I put the sheets in the
washer took the covers to the cleaners as my head
pounds, I get impatient and meaner back at the
houe I put the Tar Babies on pulled out the poker
and cleaned out the bong and as the resin stars
rising to my head Ralphy starts thinking he'd be
better off dead somehow my life just seems so
incomplete waking up alone in the pukey sheets.
Well I'm not stupid just a little bit dense when
I'm wondering where the heck is my white picket
fence, house in the 'burbs with the 2.3 brats
instead of living here with the vomit and the
rats. Well now I'm sitting here in my dingy
little hovel and I'm wishing that my life was a
romance novel sweep me off my feet, baby take me
away (I crawled back on my hands and knees today)
happily ever after we can live in my castle even
though dealing with me is just hassle after
hassle I'll put up Mantovani we could dance on
the ceiling while I play out the same scene once
more with feeling. What's my motivation? it don't
make no sense where the heck is my white picket
fence? I thought love was gonna save my life
there ought to be a law against me having a wife
so out the door she walked slamming it behind
her.