Cheapguy lyrics

Artist  : Voodoo glow skulls 
Song : Cheapguy
 
You say I'm your best friend.  Well, you're not
mine. Always complaining about  money all the
time.  Why don't you grow up and listen to me.
Money can't buy everything. Everytime we go out I
have to pay.  You might as well call me dad. 
None of the girls will go out with you.  Because
you make them ride the bus.     Some people say
you squeak when you walk. Penny pinching all the
time.  Everything to you is one big price. That
you're gonna have to pay. You don't       have
the money. According to you.  When it's time to
pay your way.          Someday at home you'll be
alone. With no job and no friends.