 Burlington bertie & accrington stanley lyrics ( Waterboys )   
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 Rate Burlington Bertie & Accrington Stanley
Artist : Waterboys
Song : Burlington bertie & accrington stanley
Said burlington bertie to accrington stanley
"i do not like that andy pandy,
He fancies himself as a regular dandy - let痴
take him down a stitch"
But unbeknown to accrington stanley and
burlington bertie namby pamby was
Sucking a stick of cinnamon candy and watching
from a ditch.
Said namby pamby to andy pandy "let us tell
mahatma ghandhi that burlington
Bertie and accrington stanley are up to dirty
deeds."
Said mahatma ghandhi to namby pamby "you and
I and andy pandy must enlist the
Aid of para handy - he痴 the fella we
need."
So away they rode - andy pandy, mahatma ghandhi
and namby pamby - to the home
Of para handy beyond the western wall.
Said para handy to mahatma ghandhi "i値l
summon the brothers handy andy,
Dandy jim and tony pandy - experts one and
all"
Said tony pandy to para handy "me and dandy
jim and handy andy will bring you
The head of accrington stanley if it be your
wish."
Said mahatma ghandhi to tony pandy, dandy jim and
handy andy "brin me the
Head of accrinton stanley on a silver
dish."
So handy andy and tony pandy, dandy jim and para
handy caught the villinous
Accrington stanley in his pants and vest.
Said accrington stanley "you致e caught me
red-handed, I知 trounced and i知
Trumped, I知 stumped and I知 stranded. but before
you go and do something
Outlandish grant me one request."
Said para handy to accrington stanley "make
it quick and make it handy. in 30
Seconds handy andy will remove your wicked
head."
Said accrington stanley "before you count 30
I値l swear on the grave of my
Great-aunt gerdie. the man you seek is burlington
bertie - remove his
Instead!"
But para handy and tony pandy, dandy jim and
handy andy, andy pandy and
Mahatma ghandhi (not to mention namby pamby) paid
no attention to accrington
Stanley and beheaded him - dead!
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