It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle
at dawn
Rip rip rip van winkle he can shit on a shingle
at dawn
Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?
She’s a fun-lovin’ woman and I’d love to see her
wiggle
She’s a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the
middle
She’d like to do a boing boing boing boing?
Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah