Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck If I pull out
the Claymore you're shit outta luck Who's that
girl? That pretty young thing After I fuck her
she'll get up and sing Aye Aye Aye Sharpen your
boot, and bludgeon your eye Aye Aye Aye The
Blarney Stone brings a tear to me eye Down to the
pub for a two shilling ale The bread on the
counter is going stale If I don't get some fresh
bread soon Gonna punch in your face and bark at
the moon (Chorus) Ain't got no girl 'cuz I
haven't the time Got too many other things on me
mind Patty was nice she was pale and cute But I
threw her away like an old piece of fruit
(Chorus) Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but I ain't dead yet Got
stones in me bladder got a crack in me head When
Patty starts cryin' this is what I said (Chorus)
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