Happy birthday lyrics

Artist  : Weird al yankovic 
Song : Happy birthday
 
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it’s time to celebrate your birthday, it
happens every year
We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of
beer
You should be good and happy that there’s
something you can eat
A million npeople every day are starving in the
street

Your daddy’s in the gutter with the wretched and
the poor
Your mama’s in the kitchen with a can of cycle
four
There’s garbage in the water
There’s poison in the sky
I guess it won’t be long before we’re all gonna
die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what’s the matter little friend, you think
this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we’ll soon be blown to
bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our
goose
Their finger’s on the button, all they need it an
excuse

It doesn’t take a military genius to see
We’ll all be crispy critters after world war iii
There’s nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can
hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(come on boys and girls, sing along, ok? )

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there’s a punk in the alley and he’s looking
for a fight
There’s an arab on the corner buying everything
in sight
There’s a mother in the ghetto with another mouth
to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there’s
misery and greed

I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into
the sun
But that’s no reason why we shouldn’t have a
little fun
So if you think it’s scary, if it’s more than you
can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of
cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(happy birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!