Matter of crust lyrics

Artist  : Weird al yankovic 
Song : Matter of crust
 
Some bread, you can get bargain-priced
And every loaf you buy begins with a singular
slice
But you know it will go stale again
Always does, it’s just a question of when

I’ve lived long enough to have learned
The longer it stays in the toaster, the more it
gets burned
But that can’t happen to us
Because it’s always been a matter of crust