The night santa went crazy lyrics

Artist  : Weird al yankovic 
Song : The night santa went crazy
 
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin’
toys
For the good gentile girls and the good gentile
boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared ’em half
to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his
breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with
ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
And he smiled and said, with a twinkle in his
eye,
’merry christmas to all, now you’re all gonna
die!’

The night santa went crazy
The night st. nick went insane
Realized he’d been gettin’ a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to
bomb it
Everywhere you’ll find pieces of cupid and comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves
hostage
And he ground up poor rudolph into reindeer
sausage
He got dancer and prancer with an old german
luger
And he slashed up dasher just like freddie
krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued
blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, ’it tastes just
like chicken!’

The night santa went crazy
The night kris kringle went nuts
Now you can’t hardly walk around the north pole
Without steppin’ in reindeer guts

There’s the national guard and the f. b. i.
There’s a van from the eyewitness news
And helicopters circlin’ ’round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin’, the body count’s
risin’
And everyone’s dyin’ to know, oh santa, why? 
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, virginia, now santa’s doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don’t you cry no more
tears
He’ll be out with good behavior in 700 more
years
But now vixen’s in therapy and donner’s still
nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal
service
And they say mrs. claus, she’s on the phone every
night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They’re talkin ’bout the night santa went crazy
The night st. nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin’ gypped

Wo, the night santa went crazy
The night st. nick went insane
Realized he’d been gettin’ a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his
brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped...
in his brain