 Trigger happy lyrics ( Weird al yankovic )   
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Artist : Weird al yankovic
Song : Trigger happy
Got an ak-47, well you know it makes me feel
alright
Got an uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little
better at night
There’s no feeling any greter
Than to shoot first and ask questions later
Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
Well, you can’t take my guns away, I got a
constitutional right
Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us
tonight
I’ll blow their brains out with my smith and
wesson
That ought to teach them all a darn good lesson
Now I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every day
(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow
you away
Oh, I accidently shot daddy last night in the
den
I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed nazi
again
Now why’d you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, dad
You know, I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every
day
Oh, I still haven’t figured out the safety on my
rifle yet
Little fluffy took a round, better take him to
the vet
I filled that kitty cat so full of lead
We’ll have to use him for a pencil instead
Well, I’m so trigger happy, trigger happy every
day
(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow
you away
Come on and grab your ammo
What have you got to lose?
We’ll all get liquored up
And shoot at anything that moves
Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a
laser sight
Oh, I’m prayin’ somebody tries to break in here
tonight
I always keep a magnum in my trunk
You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I’m trigger happy, trigger happy every
day
(oh yeah, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh baby, I’m)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
(oh I’m so)trigger, trigger happy
Yes I’m trigger, trigger happy
Better watch out, punk, or I’m gonna have to blow
you away
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