I make hamburgers lyrics

Artist  : Whitlams 
Song : I make hamburgers
 
My first customer was Megan she came in for a
hamburger with the lot no meat "Hey that's a
salad roll i said" and we started going out My
second customer was Susan she came in for Diet
Pepsi morning tea each day I said "You don't need
to be on a diet do you wanna come out tonight?" I
said "I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money
and he'll take us to the bars where they've got a
view He'll buy us those beers they give it to you
in bottles They put lemon on the top and it don't
taste too bad i'm telling you telling you" My
third customer was Maria she came in for hot
chips and sauce "more sauce" she said "hey now
you're talking" she took me home to meet her
mother My fourth customer was Sandy she came in
for nothing i could see except me So it was i too
was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour I
make hamburgers I get all the girls and i take
'em out to dinner and i give 'em all a whirl If
they work i keep 'em if they don't i keep 'em too
But i teach them all how to be dirty girls like
you