Bedrock Anthem lyrics

Artist  : Yankovic Weird Al 
Song : Bedrock Anthem
 








  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  








They showed up on my doorstep
Just a couple
weeks ago.
They looked so sweet and
harmless.
Tell me, how was I to know?
They
got a little too close to the microwave,
And
then much to my surprise,
They grew to forty
thousand times their original size.
They
started mutatin' right before my eyes, oh
my.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a
planet near Mars.
A race from a distant place,
they came in UFO's shaped just like Cuban
cigars.
Man, oh man, you oughta hear 'em
squeal.
Now the whole wide world is their
exercise wheel.
Attack of the Radioactive
Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
The
president, he's in a panic.
The Pentagon,
they're in shock.
There's a team of research
scientists.
They got 'em workin' 'round the
clock.
Now the National Guard is out in my
backyard,
And the Marines will be comin'
around.
I hope they get these lousy rodents
out of my town,
'Cause the property values are
goin' way down, now.
Attack of the Radioactive
Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
They're back
and they're lookin' for a snack,
   and they're
not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars.
I
hope they're not plannin' to stay.
Who invited
them here anyway?
Attack of the Radioactive
Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
Well well,
look at that hamster, he's as big as a
blimp,
And there's one the size of Central
Park.
They're usin' telephone poles to pick
their teeth.
They're evil and nasty, and they
glow in the dark.
Well don't waste any more of
your bullets, boys.
You know it just makes 'em
mad when you shoot.
They're gonna stomp us
into jelly, and conquer the world.
But you
gotta admit, they're really kinda cute
now.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a
planet near Mars.
What a racket they're makin',
Jack,
   they keep me up at night playin' their
electric guitars.
Listen to 'em squeal.
They
think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise
wheel.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from
a planet near Mars.
Hey, Jack, you better watch
your back,
   here come those Hamsters from a
planet near Mars.
Well, well, it's called
the
Attack of the Radioactive
Hamsters
>From a planet,
A planet near
Mars.