Dog Eat Dog lyrics

Artist  : Yankovic Weird Al 
Song : Dog Eat Dog
 
												
														   Found a job in a great big
office

 And I really love this place

 I got my very own Scotch tape dispenser

 And I got a private parking space...ha!

 

 And I got a coffe mug with my name right on
it

 In big bold letters so everyone knows it's
mine

 Don't even touch it, 'cause it doesn't belong to
you

 I'm watching you, so don't get funny

 

 I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder

 Watch out...It's dog eat dog

 Nose against the grindstone, it feels all
right

 Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

 Here we go

 

 I love to watch my boss get angry

 So I can count the veins on his neck...ha!

 Every day is like a picnic

 Every Friday, get a check

 

 Well, do I smell jelly donuts?  This is my lucky
day!

 I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic
sweetener

 Hold on a minute, just one more jelly donut

 They'll never miss it...No, they'll never miss
it!

 

 I'm climbing up, up the corporate ladder

 Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

 Nose against the grindstone, it feels all
right

 Watch out...Hey! Well, it's dog eat dog

 

 Sometimes I can't believe this is all really
happening

 Sometimes I can't believe that I'm really
sitting here

 Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my
beautiful stapler!"

 Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my
beautiful chair!"

 

 Nobody's sure what I do here

 And that's just fine with me

 Five o'clock is here much too soon now

 'Cause I just never wanna leave

 

 I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small
animals

 Maybe I could get on David Letterman

 I think I made a big mistake

 Where's my liquid paper? Where's my liquid
paper?

 

 I'm climbing up, way up the corporate ladder
now

 Watch out...Well, it's dog eat dog

 Nose against the grindstone, it feels all
right

 Better be careful now, it's dog eat dog

 Watch me work...Hey! Hey! Stand back now!

 Look out, mama, it's dog eat dog

 Nose against the grindstone, it feels real
good

 Hey! Dog eat dog