Let Me Be Your Hog lyrics

Artist  : Yankovic Weird Al 
Song : Let Me Be Your Hog
 








  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  








There's a sale on our gabardine suits
today.
They're all thirty percent off from
yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather,
wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is
all you need.
We've got every color, we've got
ev'ry shade.
We're located next door to Willy's
Fun Arcade.
We got every fabric that was ever
made,
But I'm known in this city as the King
of Suede.
We got portly and regular and
extra-long.
(Is my size up there?)
We got
tailors to fix it, if it comes out wrong.
(Is
my size up there?)
We got all kinds of
sweatshirts, you can take your pick.
(Is my
size up there?)
With the collars ripped off,
like that Flashdance flick.
(Is my size up
there?)
Our prices are low, my staff is
underpaid.
You can buy off the rack, or have
it custom made,
And it's all guaranteed to
never shrink or fade,
'Cause of my reputation
as the King of Suede.
If you need a tuxedo for
your junior prom,
(Is my size up there?)
We
can get you the best one that's made in
Taiwan.
(Is my size up there?)
We got
jackets with patches on the elbows, too.
(Is
my size up there?)
And we'll sell 'em all
factory-direct to you.
(Is my size up
there?)
Well, I never made it past the second
grade.
It took all of my life for me to learn
this trade.
But my friends are all thinking
that I've got it made,
'Cause I'm known the
world over as the King of Suede.
There's a
two-for-one sale on our three-piece
suits.
Check out our suede pajamas and our
suede-covered boots.
You can try on our suede
underwear if you choose.
Do what you want, but
don't step on my blue suede shoes.
King of
Suede.
Don't miss out on our giant liquidation
sale.
(Is my size up there?)
Look for our
color catalog in next week's mail.
(Is my size
up there?)
There's a sale on our double-knit
slacks today.
It's the same old sale as
yesterday.
Thirty years in the same location I
have stayed,
There I am, right next door to
Willy's Fun Arcade.
I got tough competition
but I'm not afraid,
'Cause it's my destiny to
be the King of Suede.
King of Suede.
King
of Suede.
King of Suede.
I'll always be
King of Suede.
I'll always be King of Suede.