The Alternative Polka lyrics

Artist  : Yankovic Weird Al 
Song : The Alternative Polka
 








  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  








We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek
He was
a dumb-lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed
freak
He never used to hang around with the
guys
He'd just sit in the corner, attractin'
the flies
He wasn't much to look at
He
never was very bright
but at least there was
one thing that he could do all right
That boy
could dance
He was kind of a jerk
He was
kind of a bore
but the women would scream when
he walked in the door
'cause one thing I could
tell you for sure
That boy could
dance
Picking teams, he would always be
last
He couldn't run very far,
He couldn't
think very fast
If he was on your side, you`d
always lose
the guy had a problem, even tying
his shoes
He never passed his drivers
test
He was always afraid of cars
and he
had a complexion that resembled the surface of
Mars
but that boy could dance
Well, his
hair was a mess
and his clothes didn't
fit
He smelled pretty bad, and he drooled just
a bit
but you gotta admit
boy, that boy
could dance
Now that boy is much older
he's
got his own dance studio
He's got a teeny
bopper fan club
yeah, he's got his own TV
show
now he owns half of Montana
they all
call him "Diamond Jim"
and you know
I'd do anything if I could be just like
him
'cause that boy could dance.