Trigger Happy lyrics

Artist  : Yankovic Weird Al 
Song : Trigger Happy
 








  
 
 
 
 
 
 
  








(Al Yankovic)
Carbon monoxide
Making me
choke
No A.C.
And the radio's broke
Cars
backed up
Far as you can see
Seems like I've
been waiting here for all eternity
Oh, and just
in case you're wondering
I'll tell you where I
am
I'm right here (right here) right here
(right here)
Stuck right here in the middle of
this...
Traffic jam
I haven't moved an inch
from this here spot
Trafic jam
The
freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic
jam
My radiator's boiling hot
And I'm stuck
right here in the middle (right here in the
middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic
jam
Trapped inside
My automobile
Cobwebs
growin'
On the steering wheel
Now I'm no
genius
But one thing I know
I shouldn't
have had that bag of bran muffins
An hour and
a half ago
Yeah and if you need to find
me
I'll tell you where I am
I'm right here
(right here) right here (right here)
Stuck
smack dab in the middle of this...
Traffic
jam
I haven't moved an inch from this here
spot
Traffic jam
The freeway's one big
parking lot
Traffic jam
Well I thought we
were movin' but I guess we're not
'Cause I'm
stuck right here in the middle (right here in the
middle)
Right here in the middle of a traffic
jam
Stuck in the middle of a traffic
jam
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bumper to bumper to
bumper to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper
to bumper to
Bumper to bumper to bumper to
bumper...
Yay-hey!
There's a yuppie on a
cellular phone
I'm gonna puke if I hear any
more
There's a motorcycle zoomin' by
me
Watch what happens when I open my
door
Now we're all goin' nowhere fast
Well,
I guess that's perfectly clear
I left home five
hours ago
And I can still see my house from
here
So if anybody's tryin' to find
me
Well, I'll tell you where I am
Right
here (right here) right here (right
here)
Stuck right here in the middle of
this...
Traffic jam
I haven't moved one
inch from this here spot
Traffic jam
The
freeway's one big parking lot
Traffic
jam
Now my back teeth are floatin' and my
nerves are shot
And I'm stuck right here in
the middle (right here in the middle)
Stuck
out here in the middle of a traffic
jam
Traffic jam...traffic jam...traffic
jam...woo!
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