Trigger Happy lyrics ( Yankovic Weird Al )
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Artist : Yankovic Weird Al Song : Trigger Happy
(Al Yankovic) Carbon monoxide Making me
choke No A.C. And the radio's broke Cars
backed up Far as you can see Seems like I've
been waiting here for all eternity Oh, and just
in case you're wondering I'll tell you where I
am I'm right here (right here) right here
(right here) Stuck right here in the middle of
this... Traffic jam I haven't moved an inch
from this here spot Trafic jam The
freeway's one big parking lot Traffic
jam My radiator's boiling hot And I'm stuck
right here in the middle (right here in the
middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic
jam Trapped inside My automobile Cobwebs
growin' On the steering wheel Now I'm no
genius But one thing I know I shouldn't
have had that bag of bran muffins An hour and
a half ago Yeah and if you need to find
me I'll tell you where I am I'm right here
(right here) right here (right here) Stuck
smack dab in the middle of this... Traffic
jam I haven't moved an inch from this here
spot Traffic jam The freeway's one big
parking lot Traffic jam Well I thought we
were movin' but I guess we're not 'Cause I'm
stuck right here in the middle (right here in the
middle) Right here in the middle of a traffic
jam Stuck in the middle of a traffic
jam Yeah yeah yeah yeah Bumper to bumper to
bumper to bumper to Bumper to bumper to bumper
to bumper to Bumper to bumper to bumper to
bumper... Yay-hey! There's a yuppie on a
cellular phone I'm gonna puke if I hear any
more There's a motorcycle zoomin' by
me Watch what happens when I open my
door Now we're all goin' nowhere fast Well,
I guess that's perfectly clear I left home five
hours ago And I can still see my house from
here So if anybody's tryin' to find
me Well, I'll tell you where I am Right
here (right here) right here (right
here) Stuck right here in the middle of
this... Traffic jam I haven't moved one
inch from this here spot Traffic jam The
freeway's one big parking lot Traffic
jam Now my back teeth are floatin' and my
nerves are shot And I'm stuck right here in
the middle (right here in the middle) Stuck
out here in the middle of a traffic
jam Traffic jam...traffic jam...traffic
jam...woo! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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