7 Foot Man lyrics

Artist  : Adam Sandler 
Song : 7 Foot Man



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We just wrote this song on the bus the other day
so just sit back and relax

I'm the 7 foot
man,
I've commited no crime,
Bumping my
head into doorways,
It happens all the
time,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I
repeat,
They dont make a ski boot that can fit
my feet,
I'm 7 feet tall,
And I dont play
basketball,

I'm 7 feet tall,
But I'm
still just a man,
So of course it hurts me a
lot,
When I walk into the ceiling
fan,
Small people say I wish I was him,
But
its been nine years since I've had a trim,
The
barber says,
I cant reach the top of his
head,

7 foot man,
(ha ha)I cannot
hide,
7 foot man,
I know cause I've
tried,
7 foot man,
My last girlfriend
died,
Because my penis,
Is 7 foot
wide!!!!!!!!!

So the next time you see
me,
Walking around,
And my head is right
about to hit a tree branch,
Tell me to duck
down,
And I'll pay you back ,
Soon you will
see,
By getting you frisbee down from that
tree,
I do what i can,
I'm the 7 foot
man,

7 foot man,
7 foot man