Masturbata lyrics

Artist  : Adam Sandler 
Song : Masturbata



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 (A.Sandler)
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse its the one with Sharon
Stona.
Hey Masturbata!!
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of
nicea,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twicea.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good
advicea.
Hey Masturbata!!
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where
its beena
Hey Masturbata!!
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the
streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other's on my
meata.
I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the
seata.
Hey Masturbata!
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the
tomata.
I've looked at Ms. November now I'n gonna
decorate her.
Hey Masturbata!
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm
makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is
achinga.
Hey Masturbata!