Mr. Bake-o lyrics

Artist  : Adam Sandler 
Song : Mr. Bake-o
 
I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV
It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see
I just lit some crazy as* shit
that my friend overnight mailed to me

I'm f**king wasted
It's the best sh*t I ever tasted
I think they f**king laced it
Cause I'm so damn lambasted

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe
I told him he better go easy with this sh*t but
he didn't believe the hype
He sparked three bows just to show he could take
it
Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

He's f**king wasted
It's the best sh*t he ever tasted
He's lost in f**king spaced-ed
Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

Oh I spent the last two hours
hiding under my bed
Cause I looked in the garbage can
and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head

I'm f**king wasted

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face
The bird laughed hysterically and started to
moonwalk all over the place
He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his
beak
He looked at the two of us and he started to
speak

I'm f**king wasted
It's the best sh*t I've ever tasted
My brain's been erased-ed
Well f**king fried

I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to
eat
I wanted a pizza the bird said Pepperoni would be
sweet
Delivery guy showed up four hours later, handed
me his shoe
I said we ordered pizza buddy, what the hell's up
with you

I'm f**king wasted
It's the best sh*t I ever f**king tasted
Oh f**king shit

I'm way too baked