High School Football Hero lyrics

Artist  : Afi 
Song : High School Football Hero
 


I wanna be a highschool football hero.
With an
S.A.T. score less than zero. I wanna
try to
drink my weight in beer-o. I wanna be a
highschool football hero.
I wanna score a
touchdown so I can score after the game.
I
don't care about my future 'cause it is just
another day.
I'll rush for forty yards and
drink four forties later on. I'm done
with
this brunette someone pass me another
blonde.
Coach tells me to drink my milk and
wash it down with 'roids.
I've gotta get my
rest so I can
party with the boys.
My brain
is upside-down, so I'm just a little slow.
I'll
change my name to
Bubba so that everyone will
know...