Colt 45 lyrics

Artist  : Afroman 
Song : Colt 45



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[Afroman]
Wait a minute man
Hey check this
out man tell it
It was this blind man right,
it was this blind man right
He was feelin' his
way down the street with a stick right, hey
He
walked past this fish market, you know what I'm
sayin'
He stopped he took a deep breath he
said
Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies,
ha
You like that shit man
Hey man Ive got a
gang of that shit man
Hey I'll tell you
what
We'll all have a good time
We'll pull
on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on
the mike I'll tell you all these motherfuckin'
jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like
that, hey help me sing it
homeboy

[CHORUS]
said colt 45 and two
zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to
the park, after dark
smoke that
tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take
our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
and
sell tapes from here to hong kong
so roll,
roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
stems
being high as hell flyin' through
palmdale
skatin' on jaggy rims
so roll,
roll, the '83 cadilaac coupe deville
if my
tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my cabby
will

well it was just sundown in small
white town
they call it east side
palmdale
when the afroman walked through the
white land
houses went up for sale
well I
was standing on the corner sellin' rap
cds
when I met a little girl named Jan
I
let her ride in my caddy
because I didnt know
her daddy was the leader of the ku klux
klan
we fucked on the bed
fucked on the
floor
fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
afro
then I fucked to the left
(left)
fucked to the right (right)
she
sucked my dick 'til the shit turned
white
thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
got
my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my
clothes and I was on my way
until her daddy
pulled up in a chevrolet
and so I ran I jumped
out the back window
but her daddy he was
waitin' with a two-by-four
he beat me to the
left
be beat me to the right
the
motherfucker beat my ass all night
but I ain't
mad at her prejudice dad
thats the best damn
pussy I ever had
got a bag of weed and a
bottle of water
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just
one more time

[CHORUS]

I met this
lady in hollywood
she had green hair but damn
she looked good
I took her to my house because
she was fine
but she whipped out a dick that
was bigger than mine

I met this lady from
Japan
never made love with an african
I
fucked her once, fucked her twice
I ate that
pussy like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be
amazed at the stories I tell ya (tell
ya)

I met a woman in the heart of
Australia
Had a big butt and big titties
too
So I hopped in her ass like
Kangaroo

See I met this woman from
Hawaii
stuck it in her ass and she said
"aiee"
lips was breakfast, pussy was
lunch
then her titties busted open with
hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife
in the state of kentucky
said I'd brought some
chicken if you'd just fuck me
I came in her
mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secert
blend of herbs and spices

said colt 45 and
two zigzags baby thats all we need
we can go to
the park, after dark
smoke that
tumbleweed
as the marijuana burn we can take
our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop
and hit the bong like cheech and chong (hey wait
a minute)
and sell tapes from here to hong
kong

I met dolly parton in
Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
hennesee
that country music really drove me
crazy
but I rode that ass and said yes miss
daisy
met this lady in oklahoma
put that
pussy in a coma
met this lady in michigan
I
can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
met a
real black girl down in south carolina
fucked
her until she turned into a white
albina
fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked
her on credit, so I owe her
fucked this girl
down in Georgia
came in her mouth, man I
thought I told ya
met this beautiful sexy
hoe
she just ran across the border of
mexico
fine young thing said her names
maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot
tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford
it
I know I'm gonna cry when she get
deported

said colt 45 and two zigzags baby
thats all we need
we can go to the park, after
dark,
smoke that tumbleweed
as the
marijuana burn we can take our turn
singin'
them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong
like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man,
hey fuck that shit)
and sell tapes from here
to hong kong

have you ever went over a
girls house to fuck
but the pussy just ain't
no good
I mean you gettin' upset because you
cant get her wet
plus you in the wrong
neighborhood
so you try to play it off and eat
the pussy
but it take her so long to
come
then a dude walk in thats her big
boyfriend
and he asks you where you from
so
you wipe your mouth and you try to explain
you
start talkin' real fast
but he already mad
cause you fuckin' his wife
so he start beatin'
on you ass
now your clothes all muddy
your
nose all bloody
your dick was hard but now its
soft
you thought you had a girl to rock your
world
now you still gotta go jack
off

[chorus] - until fade out