Dirty Rap Songs lyrics

Artist  : Afroman 
Song : Dirty Rap Songs



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Says
Wait a minute man. ey check this out
man.
There was the blind man right
he was
fellin his way down the street with this stick
right
he walked pass this fish market you know
what i'm sayin
he stopped he took a deep breath
he said
whoa! good mornin ladies
you like
that shit man
I got a gang of that shit man

I'll tell you what 
my man on the dick

dude on the balls
everybody gather round
the mic
i'll tell ya all these muthafucken
jokes
first i'mma start it off like
this
help me sing it
homeboy
c'mon!

sucks
dick
sings

Colt 45 and two
zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go
to the park after dark
Smoke that
tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can
take our turn
singin' them dirty rap
songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong
kong
so roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out
the seeds and stems
feelin' high as
hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on
dayton' rims
so roll, roll, the
'83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and
cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby
will

well it was just sundown in a small
white town
they call it east side palm dale-
well
when the afroman walked through the white
land
houses went up for sale-sale 
well i
was standin on the corner sellin rap cds
when
i met a little girl named jan-(jan!)
i let her
ride in my caddy cuz i didnt know her daddy
was
the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked ont
he bed- 
fucked on the floor
fucked so long
i grew a fuckin afro
then we fucked to the
left, fucked to the right
she sucked my dick
till the shit turned white
i thought to
myself- sheeba sheeba- got my ass looking like a
zebra
i pulled on my clothes- i was on my
way
till her daddy pulled up in the
chevrolet
So I ran- i jumped- out the back
window- 
but her daddy- he was waitin with a
two by four
oooh- he beat me to the left- beat
me to the right-
the motha fucka whooped my ass
all night
but i aint mad- at her prejudice dad-

that's the best damn pussy i EVA had!
i got
a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
ima fuck
that bitch just one more time!

Colt 45 and
two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can
go to the park after dark
Smoke that
tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns
we can
take our turn
singin' them dirty rap
songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong
kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick
out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as
hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on
daytons rims
so roll, roll, the
'83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and
cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby
will

i met this lady in hollywood
she
had green hair but DAMN she looked good
i took
to my house-cuz she was fine
but she whooped
out a dick that was bigger than mine!
i met
this lady- from Japan
never made love with an
african
i fucked her once(once)
i fucked
her twice(twice)
i ate that pussy like shrimp
friend rice
dont be amazed at the stories i
tell ya
i met a woman in the heart of
australia
had a big butt and big titties
too
so i hopped in her ass like a
kangaroo
see i met this woman- from
hawaii!
stuck it in her ass and she said
Ayi!
lips was breakfast
pussy was
lunch
then her titties busted open with
hawaiin punch
met colonal sander's wife in the
state of kentucky
said ill fry some chicken if
you just fuck me
i came in her mouth- it was a
crisis
i gave her my secret blend of herbs and
spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby
that's all we need 
we can go to the park
after dark some that tumbleweed 
As the
marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin'
them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to
hong kong

i met dolly parton in
Tennesee
her titties were filled with
hennesee
and that country music really drove
me crazy
but i roped that ass and said yes
miss daizy
then i met this lady from
Oklahoma
put her pussy in a coma
met this
lady in Michigan
can't wait til i fuck that
bitch again
met a real black girl in South
Carolina
fucked her til she turned to a white
albina
i fucked this hooker in Iowa
I
fucked her on credit so i owe her
fucked this
girl down in Georgia
i came in her mouth now i
thought i told ya
met this beautiful sexy
hoe
she just ran cross the border of
Mexico
this fine young thing said her name's
Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot
tortilla
i wanna get married but i can't
afford it
i know i'm gonna cry when she get
deported

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby
that's all we need
We can go to the park after
dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana
burns
we can take our turn
singin' them
dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to
hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my
joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin'
high as hell
flyin' through palm
dale
skatin' on daytons rims
so roll, roll,
the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes
and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will