Tumbleweed lyrics

Artist  : Afroman 
Song : Tumbleweed



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Wait a minute man
Ay check this out man
It
was this blind man, right?
Man check
this
It was this blind man, right?
He was
feelin' his way down the street with this stick,
right?
Ay, he walked past this fish
market
You know what I'm sayin'?
He
stopped, he took a deep breath, he said
Woo,
good morning ladies
You like that shit
man?
Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man
I
tell you what
My man on the guitar
Ay, fool
on the drums
Everybody just crowd 'round the
mic
I tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I
got man
So first I'm gonna start it off like
this
Help me sing it home boy, come on
Said
colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we
need
We can go to the park after dark smoke
that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
We
can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong
It still takes from here to Hong
Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick
out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell
flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin on datin
rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe
Caville
If my tapes and my cd's just don't
sell
I bet my Cavy will
Well it was just
sundown in a small white town
They call it
eastside Palm Dell
When the Afro Man walked
through the white land
Houses went up for
sale
Well I was standin' on the corner sellin'
rap CD's
when I met a little girl named
Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy
cuz I didn't
know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the
flo'
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to
the right
She sucked my dick 'til the shit
turned white
I thought to myself
Sheeba
sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put
on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her
daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
So I ran, I
jumped out the back window
But her daddy, he
was waitin with a two-by-fo'
Oh, he beat me to
the left
He beat me to the right
The
motherfucker whooped my ass all night
But I
ain't mad at her prejudice dad
That's the best
damn pussy I ever had
Got a bad of weed and a
bottle o' wine
I'm a fuck that bitch just one
more time
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby
that's all we need
We can go to the park after
dark smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana
burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them dirty
rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong
It still takes from here to Hong
Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint
Pick
out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell
flyin' through Palm Dell
Skatin on datin
rims
So roll, roll the 83
Cadallac Coupe
Caville
If my tapes and my cd's just don't
sell
I bet my Cavy will
I met this lady in
Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she
looked good
I took her to my house
Cuz she
was fine
But she whooped out a dick that was
bigger than mine
I met this lady from
Japan
Never made love with an African
I
fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate
that pussy like shrimp fried rice
Don't be
amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman
in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and
big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a
kangaroo
See I met this woman from
Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said I
E
Lips was breakfast
Pussy was
lunch
Then her titties busted open with
Hawaiin punch
Met Colonel Sanders wife in the
state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some
chicken if you just bump me
I came in her
mouth
It was a crisis
I gave her my secret
blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two
zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go
to the park after dark smoke that
tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burn
We can
take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
Chong
It still takes from here to Hong
Kong

I met Dolly Parton in
Tennessee
Her titties were filled with
hennessy
That country music really drove me
crazy
But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss
Daisy"
Met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that
pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan I
can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a
real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked
her 'til she turned into a white albina
Fucked
this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so
I owe her
Fucked this girl down in
Georgia
Came in her mouth now I thought I told
ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran
'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thang
said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just
like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I
can't afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get
deported
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby
that's all we need
We can go to the park after
dark smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana
burn
We can take our turn
Singin' them
dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like
Cheech and Chong
It still takes from here to
Hong Kong

Have you ever went ova' a girl's
house to fuck
But the pussy just ain't no good?
(say what)
I mean you gettin' upset cuz you
can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong
neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat
the pussy
But it take her so long to
cum
Then a dude walk in
That's her big
boyfriend
And he asks you where you from
(where you from homey?)
So you wipe your mouth
and you try to explain (I don't bang)
You start
talkin' real fast (I don't bang)
But he already
mad cuz you fuckin' his woman
So he start
beatin' on yo' ass
Now ya clothes all
muddy
Ya nose all bloody
Your dick was hard
but now it's all (what)
You thought you had a
girl to rock your world
Now you still gotta go
jack off
Said colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby
that's all we need
We can go to the park...