What If lyrics

Artist  : Afroman 
Song : What If



 Send "What If" Ringtone to your Cell 

 if god had long hair, and a gottie, 

                and if his eyes were pretty
glazed,

                and he looked spaced out would
you buy hhis story,

                would yo believe he had an eye
infection?               

 

                              (course)

                and yeah, yeah,  god looks baked


                and yeah, yeah,  god smells
good

                and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah

                what is god smoked ?, 

                hit the bong like some of us,

                drove a tydie microbus,and
listens to rolling stones,       

                



               if god a place in the beging and
did he grow any seeds , 

               or did he put them there for adam
and eve,

               so theyed be hungry for the apple
that the snake was offerin 

               

                              (course)

              and yeah yeah god rolls great,

              and yeah yeah god smells good,

              and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,

              what if god smoked ?,

              do you suppose he had a bus?

              when he made the platipus,

              he made it earth our home.

              Does he like perljam or the
stones?

              And do you think he rolls his own,


              up there in heavin on the
throne?

              and when the saints go marching
home,

              maybe he sits and smokes a
bong.