For Consumer Decency lyrics

Artist  : Alice Donut 
Song : For Consumer Decency
 


I killed a woman in the 10 Items or Less
Lane.
She was so rude.
Get your hands off
of my food.

Get your hands off of my
Tang.
Get your hands off of my astronaut
Tang.
Oh, bastard!
You'll die for Consumer
Decency.

I beat 'em to death with a
boneless chicken.
I didn't wanna do it.
But
he made me..
He made me do it.
Mr. Whipple
squeezed him a little.
Mr. Whipple squeezed
him a little.
I saw his sacrifice.
It was
pentacostal.

Convenience stores offer
more.
Convenience stores
offer...
MORE!

I felt
something
Unusual.
I felt
something,
Unusual
I feel
something,...
Unusual.


Everytime
you bag my things.
it's
wonderful.
Everytime you ring it up.
it's
beautiful.
Everytime, everytime,
Everytime,
I'm waiting in line
Everytime,
everytime,
Everytime, you check my
produce.
everytime,everytime,everytime,

Everytime
you bag or double bag my things.

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