Cheeseburger lyrics

Artist  : Amy Arena 
Song : Cheeseburger



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I want a hamburger

I want a slab of rare
beef with blood streaking from it

Because
that's the way I like it



I don't
want an ordinary burger

I want a super
burger

Not a quarter pounder, not a half
pounder, not a three quarter pounder

I want
a real Whopper

Give me a pound of raw
meat

With flies chasing after it



I wanna eat it all

I wanna put the whole
thing in my mouth...



I want it with
all the works too:

Mustard, ketchup,
onions, relish, tomatoes, lettuce

And bring
me horseradish and a bottle of Tobasco

Because I like my burgers hot and spicy



Then get the cheese:

I'll take
some American cheese, Cheddar cheese, Limburger
cheese, Pepper cheese

And mix it all
together 'cause I like a little variety in my
meal

And cheese is as American as apple
pie



I wanna eat it all

I wanna
put the whole thing in my mouth...



Until every bit is chewed, swallowed and
rolling and turning in my stomach

I'm going
to hold it back in my stomach

And wait until
I meet a man-Just the right man

You
know...the man wearing a flannel suit

And
the pinpoint Oxford shirt from Brooks Brothers

With a paisley tie

Who looks at me with
lust in his eyes

And thinks he is the
conqueror of the Earth

Because he's
moderately successful and uptight

And I'm
going to puke it out all over him

On his
tie and on his shirt and on his suit

And I
won't stop puking all over him 

Until he
admits 

That his love and his lust and his
god

Are living in his crotch

And he
realizes who and what his creator is

And
why he is looking at me with lust in his eyes



I also want a diet Coke 

And some
french fries too



I wanna eat it
all

I wanna put the whole thing in my mo