Car Thief lyrics

Artist  : Beastie Boys 
Song : Car Thief



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 (Beastie Boys/Dust Bros.) 

     Some static started in the pool hall
     Hit a motherf**ker's face with the cue ball
     Then I met this girl she tried to gank me
     So I smacked her in the booty with a Plank
Bee
     Cause me and my crew were out breaking
windows
     The bingo the lotto you know I'll never win
those
     Possession is half the law
     I had my routines before all y'all
     Your whole life is coming apart at the seams
     You ain't nothing but a car thief biting
routines
     See I'm a city slicker I ain't no townie
     Right now I wish I had another hash brownie
     Like Ricky always said you've got to toke
and pass
     Or Mookie's gonna kick your f**kin' ass
     You try to take what isn't yours like a God
damn rat
     *See I personally I wouldn't even to go out
like that*
     I'm a writer a poet a genius I know it
     I don't buy cheeba I grow it
     *I'm a farmer*
     People always trying to get next to me
     I had a beautiful experience on ecstasy
     Smoked up a bag of elephant tranquilizer
     Because I had to deal with a money hungry
miser
     Had a caine filled Kool with my man Rush
Rush
     Saw my teeth fall in the sink when I started
to brush
     You be doing nose candy on the Bowie Coke
Mirror
     My girl asked for some but I pretended not
to hear her
     You can't deny me you always want to try me
     Yo you're just gonna get your as* kicked
     Homeboy throw in the towel
     Your girl got dicked by Ricky Powell
     The Godfather of Soul in the belly of the
beast
     Smoking that dust at St. Anthony's Feast
     All the wife beaters and all the tax
cheaters
     Sitting in the White House pulling their
peters
     Buy me cheeba from the cop down the street
     The only cop with a rope chain walking the
beat
     Like a sneaky pouch time bomb tickin'
     Like the beat to my rhyme just kickin'
     Space cake cookies I discover who I am
     I'm a dusted old bummy Hurdy Gurdy Man
     Five-O caught me now I'm going to the
mountains
     Said good-bye to my girl my lawyers and
accountants
     My mind is kinda rhymin and I think I oughta
think
     So I'm rockin all the rhymes and I'll have
another drink
     So the lights are flashing my mind is
spinning
     I feel like it is always the beginning
     Of another rhyme I'm rapping M.C.'ing I rock
     You ain't nothing but a car thief who must
be stopped