All U Can Eat lyrics

Artist  : Ben Folds 
Song : All U Can Eat



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 So I'm lookin' at all the people in this
restaurant

What do you think they weigh?

Look out the window to the parking lot

at their SUVs taking all of the space



They give no fuck

they talk as loud as they want

They give no fuck

just as long as there's enough for them



Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart

Talk about some shit that's been on my mind

Talk about the state of this great nation of
ours

People, look to you left, yeah, look to your
right



They give no fuck

they buy as much as they want

They give no fuck

just as long as there's enough for them



(piano solo)



So I look at the people lining up for plastic

I'd like to see 'em in the National
Geographic

Squatting bare-assed in the dirt eating rice from
a bowl

With a towel on their head or maybe a bone in
their nose



See that asshole with the peace sign on his
license plate

Giving me the finger and running me out of his
lane

God made us number one cause he loves us the
best

Well maybe he should go bless someone else for a
while, give us a rest



Just so everyone can see

We've eaten all that we can eat