Zelda Rap lyrics

Artist  : Benefit 
Song : Zelda Rap



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Back when I was riseing up

All the suckers used to play 

Acting like they all that

And no one knew the way

To Ganon's castle, Level nine 

Link had the power, I had the mind

I held the magic sword way up high

I knew I could win I didn't have to try

The NES Advantage was on my side

I take evil for a ride

I smoke the tactites like they was hooch

Cause soon I know I'd have zelda's cootch

I'd walk to meet The motherfuckin gannon

He'd dissappear like a ball from a cannon

I raise my voice and I shout out loud

I got the triforce and I am proud

I finally hit him with the silver arrow 

And you know I leave the rock

Even though the road to good is narrow

Zelda's on my jock

Cause my balls is big, to be this brave

Princess zelda is the one I saved

Now I'm playing with power

The nineteen eighty's will never go sour



Yeah, who would have thunk it, it must have been
a drunken

someone who could pump it with a beat so funky

hell yeah bitch, you heard it hear first, 

recognize now or you're gonna need a nurse

to stitch up the wounds from the k and the b

redefine the word "originality", cant fuck with
this shit, 1986

we was in the mix and zelda was the fuckin fix

now we bringin this shit, full fuckin circle

cant hate with this?go hang with steve erkle

cause we regulatin hardcore, now you know whats
in store

beggin for a little more, glad i was in level
4

realize this, im creepin through the mist

with the fuckin triforce, and im motherfuckin
pissed

now you realizin this beats hipnotizin, my skill
keeps rising

all this shit just ties in, step back i got the
players guide

fuckin game genie with the codes inside

skill to save hyrule and the rest of mankind

all this shit be stickin in your mind

now you understand the controller in your hand

you almost beat the game, but you aint the fuckin
man

so leave it up to me, and back the fuck off

you think you're hardcore, but your skill be
soft

i piss on your cartridge, throw it in the
trash

take it to the pawn shop for some cash

you dont belong on my NES

i grab your controller to show im the best