Bowel Moves lyrics

Artist  : Bob Rivers 
Song : Bowel Moves



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I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few
pounds,
Pants too tight, seams bustin'
out.
Just had a big burrito with beans and
rice,
Salsa on top, with some extra
spice,
Lots of extra spice.

Out there
in the bathroom where the air gets heavy,
Sat
on the cold seat, thought I was ready,
Workin'
on crosswords and readin' the news.

Workin'
on a bowel move.
Tryin' to move some backed-up
drive-through food.
Workin' on a bowel
move.

And it was takin'
time.
Unhhhhhhhhh.

I was up last night
tryin' to make some thunder.
How long would it
take? I sat and wondered.
Started readin' a
magazine from 1962....
Yet I'm waitin' on a
bowel move,
'Cause I'm all bound up from
cheese that's turned to glue.
Prayin' for a
bowel move.
I'm out of paper
again.

Bowel move.
Unhhhh....
(Bowel
move) Ain't it funny how it takes so much
time...
(Bowel move) For a bowel
move.
(Bowel move) I wanna remember; I wanna
remember;
I wanna remember.
(Bowel move) I
should have brought my camera.
Ohhh
ohhhh...
Ooooooooo hunh...
Ohhhhhh yeah,
yeah, yeah...heah...
Uh huh...
Huh huh....