Mr. Magoo lyrics

Artist  : Bob Rivers 
Song : Mr. Magoo



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Got a flat in Timbuktu
Waiting for AAA
And
I saw that single headlight through the
rain
Flagged the geezer in the car down,
He
was going the wrong way
We sped away and left
rubber on all four lanes
He pulled a quick
u-turn,
And hit a pickup from Montana
While
plowin' down a fire hydrant too
Windshield
wipers slappin' time
As he committed several
traffic crimes
This man's like a one man
wreckin' crew

Speedin's just a little bit
of what he put me through
He went off the road
and hit a tree
Yeah drivin' can't be easy when
you're 4 foot 2.
Drivin's not that difficult
to do,
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr.
Magoo

When we drove right through a coal
mine
And hit a school bus filled with
nuns
We dragged along a string of traffic
poles
Through all kinds of weather
Through
eighteen hit and runs
I still love that
baby
Kept us on the run

One day he lost
his specs
Oh lord! He let 'em slip
away
Still lookin' for them glasses
I hope
he finds them.
Well I’d trade all of my
tomorrows for some Dramamine today
I just hope
they know which body bag is
mine.

Speedin's just a little bit of what
he put me through
His drivin', you know it
scared the pee right out of me, yeah
He' s
swervin' and he's weaving', and he doesn't have a
clue
You know divan’s not that difficult
to do
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr.
Magoo

Oh, lucky for us I know a little
used shortcut
Oh look out, oh look out,
Oh
look out, oh look out,
Oh look out, watch out
now
Mr. Magoo.