Take Off lyrics

Artist  : Bob 
Song : Take Off



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Take Off

 Bob & Doug McKenzie (with Geddy Lee)

 

 (Transcribed from original recording)

 

 (Spoken) This is where the DJ talks. Don't say
anything, okay?

 (Spoken) Okay, eh?

 

 (Sung) Cooo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo,
coooo!

 (Sung) Cooo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo,
coooo!

 

 (Spoken) Okay. Good day. Welcome to our single.
I'm Bob McKenzie and

 this is my brother Doug.

 (Spoken) How's it going, eh?

 

 (Spoken) Beauty, eh?

 (Spoken) Yeah, I like that.

 

 (Spoken) Okay. (Okay.)

 (Spoken) Okay, everyone. This record was my
idea.

 (Spoken) Get out!

 (Spoken) It was.

 (Spoken) You're lying!

 (Spoken) He... Hosehead here just sort of rid on
my coattails.

 (Spoken) Why are you doing this? It was our idea
together, eh?

 (Spoken) Yeah, okay.

 (Spoken) (Yeah, okay.)

 (Spoken) We agreed to... to say that, but...

 (Spoken) Ah, take off!

 

 CHORUS:

 

 Take off! To the Great White North!

 Take off! It's a beauty way to go.

 Take off! To the Great White North!

 

 (Spoken) Decent singing, eh?

 (Spoken) Yeah.

 (Spoken) Yeah, he's good.

 (Spoken) Okay, so Good Day. Our topic today is
music.

 (spoken) That's right like, cause my brother and
I are now experts in

 the field.

 (Spoken) Yeah, right, cause we're a band now.
(Yeah, yeah, so...)

 (Spoken) And ummm... Well, except for him, I'm a
band.

 (Spoken) Aww. How can you do that? Making me
look bad. You're such a

 hosehead.

 (Spoken) Yea? Well, take off!

 

 CHORUS

 

 (Guitar solo)

 

 (Spoken) Hey, hosehead.

 (Spoken) Yeah, what?

 (Spoken) Yeah, listen to this what's coming. You
know what it is?

 (Spoken) What?

 (Spoken) It's a drum solo!

 (Spoken) Okay, everyone, like this is me on the
drums!

 (Spoken) Oh, get out! It is not. You're
not...

 (Spoken) It is so!

 (Spoken) Stop lying, will ya?

 (Spoken) Take off, eh!

 (Spoken) Aww...

 

 CHORUS x2

 

 Take off!

 

 Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooooo!

 Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooooo!

 

 (Repeat to end of song)

 

 (Spoken) Beauty, eh?

 (Spoken) Like magic, eh? It's coming in.

 (Spoken) Well, that's like...

 (Spoken) It's like it was sung by angels.

 (Spoken) Hey, hosehead.

 (Spoken) Yeah, what?

 (Spoken) Guess what?

 (Spoken) What?

 (Spoken) It's over!

 (Spoken) Take off! That can't be it!

 (Spoken) Well... It is, yeah. Yeah, it is.

 (Spoken) Why?

 (Spoken) Because, well, hit records are short.
Like, they...

 (Spoken) No way.

 (Spoken) ...yeah, they're not that long.

 (Spoken) Okay. So, that's our topic for today.
So, Good Day!

 (Spoken) Good day!

 

 (Shouted) Ay, you guys!

 (Spoken) What?

 (Shouted) Take off!

 

 (Spoken) Wait! No!

 (Spoken) Hey! Don't go!

 (Spoken) No! Come back, eh?

 (Spoken) Aww. Look what you did! Everybody's
gone because of you! You said...

 (Spoken) Come back! I won't let him do it
again!

 (Spoken) My fault, eh?

 (Spoken) Yeah, your fault.

 (Spoken) You are such a hoser.

 (Spoken) There's no way I'll ever do another
record with you Hoser.

 (Spoken) Okay, that's fine! I'll do a solo
album.

 (Spoken) Fine then, you'll be looking for
me...

 (Spoken) Yeah? I will not.

 (Spoken) ...on another label.

 (Spoken) Aww. Now everybody's gone.

 (Spoken) So?

 (Spoken) Good day!

 (Spoken) Good day!

 

 Submitted by Thomas S. LaLumiere

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