Dodgy Teacher lyrics

Artist  : Brettell 
Song : Dodgy Teacher



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his name is Robin

he likes to hav a
drink

I dont really mind

but its
during my lesson time

I want to do well

but I have Robin Stone (as a teacher)

he
doesnt know who we are (by name)

and he
doesnt give a decent grade out.



cause hes such a ugly teacher, baby

and
hes such a pointless teacher, baby

listens
to Kellys sony walkman in class. oohh oohh
oohh.



yea Robin drinks

and he
brings a flask to school (college)

and he
tells us that,

its his home made coffee
from *****.

he lives far away

and
drives a Rover

how dose he do 2 things at
once,

drive in his car, and drink at the
same time.



your such a dodgy
teacher, Robin

yea your such a dodgy
teacher, Stoney

listens to Pauleys MP3 in
class. oohh oohh oohh



I mean
yeah,

do you think 

that he can not
get drunk one lesson

I mean yeah,

do
you think

that his flask contains homemade
coffee.



man he looks old

even
though he jus ova 40.

Oh My Dear God

hes walking right over to me,

this must
be fake

I havnt done the right work,

how does he know who I am,

and how come
he hasnt swore that much.

I hav jus written
your repot card, baby

it will arrive on
Friday, maybe.

im jus a dodgy teacher like
Lessa Laws.  oooo o o ooo