Everytime lyrics

Artist  : Butterfingers 
Song : Everytime



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Everytime I clean me room, I make another mess

Everytime I miss the bus, I am late for a test

Everytime I’m reincarnated, it's in the lowest
form

I leave my window open every time there is a
storm

Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to
work

Everytime I masturbate dry, it tends to hurt

Everytime I pat a dog, it bites me on the hand

Everytime I talk to aliens, they don’t
understand

Everytime I skate, I get another bruise 

Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes

Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps

Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps

Everytime I freestyle, I just talk shit

Everytime I catch the bus, there is no where to
sit

Everytime I catch a train, Im hassled for a
ticket

Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a
wicket

Everytime I’m drunk at a party in a toga, I
pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga

Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest

Everytime I thinks it’s heartburn, it’s
cardiac arrest

Everytime I make a call, call waiting
interrupts

Everytime I dump a load at someone’s house, it
won’t flush

Everytime it won’t flush, it stains the
ceramic

If you ever see me happy it because I’m
manic



It’s not easy being me

It’s not easy being me



Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong

Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the
bong

Everytime I score, I get shitty leaf

I was living with a navaho until he heard me diss
the chief

Everytime we smoke a joint, I end up with the
roach

Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the
coach

But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the
dirt 

And I crack another rib and it really fuckin
hurts

Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another
cavity

Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity

Everytime I have a craving, I run out of food

Everytime we spin the bottle, I’m the 1 who
ends up nude

Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes

Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks

Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips

Everytime I eat "All Bran" I get the shits

But everytime I shit, it takes about an hour

And there’s never any paper so I have to have a
shower

But everytime I shower the towel is already
wet

And it’s not wet with water but wet with cum n'
sweat

Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself
attractive

My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic

Everytime I write a song, radio stations ban
it

Cause when you play my records in reverse
they’re satanic

Worship Satan, 

Worship Satan, 

Worship Satan, 

Worship Satan, 

Worship Satan, 

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan,

Worship Satan



Everytime I make a joke, people take me
serious

Everytime I go down on a girl, she’s on her
period

Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me
over

But I say I’m someone else and that I’m
sober

Every blind date turns out to be blind

My looks are all I have and that is why I mind

Everytime I have the dream where I’m at the
school dance

Everyone is looking at me cause I don’t have
any pants

Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I’m the
pig

Everytime we play tiggy, I’m the 1 who’s
it

Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my
tongue

Everytime I see a killer bee, It’s when i'm
gettin stung

Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word
“At"

Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat

Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the
bum 

And everytime I’m done, it’s not because
I’ve come

Everytime I crack onto a chick, I pull my sack
out 

Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back
out

Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef

And everytime I order vegetarian, I get beef



I Get Beef

Chicken’s not a vegetable

I Get Beef

Chicken’s not a vegetable