I Don’t Know lyrics

Artist  : C. W. Mccall 
Song : I Don’t Know



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 (chip davis, bill fries)

Now how many peppers did peter piper pick ta get
himself a peck a’ pickled peppers? but more
importantly, how many pickles do you get in a
peck, when you can’t find no peppers ta pick? and
furth
E, who wants a pickle that’s made from a pepper
by a guy named peter piper? and in conclusion,
how many pipers do you know that pick pickles?
and how many peters are pickled? 

[the chorus, and how to sing it. pay attention,
’cause there might be a quiz. c.w. and the backup
singers sing line 1, then c.w. alone sings lines 2
and 3, then the backup singers alone sing lin
And 5.]
Well, I don’t know, and I don’t care
Go away an’ leave me alone
I don’t know, and I don’t care
He don’t know, and he don’t care
About nothin’

Now how many ducks could a duck plucker pluck,
if’n the duck plucker plucked until dark? and
more importantly, how many plucks would it take
on a duck, ’til the plucker got duck plucker’s
arm? a
Rthermore, if the duck plucker died whilst
pluckin’ the duck, would you call it the fault of
the duck? or think now, would you say that the
plucker had run out of ducks? and they called it
"
Plucker’s luck"? 

[chorus. see the instructions, above.]
Well, I don’t know, and I don’t care
Go away an’ leave me alone
I don’t know, and I don’t care
He don’t know, and he don’t care
About nothin’

Now how much wood could a woodpecker peck, whilst
peter was a-pickin’ them peppers? and what if the
pluckor became the pluckee, and the woodpecker’s
name was chuck? 

[chorus. yeah, one more time.]
Well, I don’t know, and I don’t care
Go away an’ leave me alone
I don’t know, and I just don’t care
He don’t know, and he don’t care
About nothin’

[c.w.] boys got any idea how we gonna get outta
this? 

[backup singers] we don’t know.

[c.w.] don’t know, huh? 

[backup singers] we don’t care.

[c.w.] yeah, I know you don’t care, neither.

[the music just sorta peters out.]

[c.w.] that’s good.