No Sex lyrics

Artist  : Chris Rock 
Song : No Sex



 Send "No Sex" Ringtone to your Cell 

 

[Chris Rock Intro]



Goodevening
Class of 1999 I have
one piece of advice for
you no
matter what a stripper tells
you
there is no sex in the
champagne
room
Oh theres champange in the
champagne
room but you dont want champange
you
sex in the champange room

Dont go
to parties with metal detectors
sure it fells
safe inside but what about
all those
mutherfucka's waitin outside wit
guns they
know you aint got one if a women
says shes
twenty and she looks sixteen shes
twelve if
she tells you shes twentysix and
looks
twentysix shes damn near 40 take off
that
silly ass hat the ODB couldn't have
possible
commited all those crimes Coolio did
some of
that shit young blackman if you go to
the
movie theater and someone steps on your
foot
let it slide why spend the next twenty
years in
jail cause someone smudged your pumas
cornbread
aint nothin wrong wit that no matter
what you think
of what im saying remember this
one thing theres
no sex in he champagne
room

[Gerald
Lervert]



Uhh
no sex in the
champagne room
no sex in the champagne
room
no sex in the champagne room
no sex in
the champagne room
no sex in the champagne
room
no sex in the champagne room
abosolety
postively no sex in the champagne
abosolety
postively no sex in the champagne

[Chris
Rock]


If a homeless person has a funny
sign
he hasn't been homeless for that long
a
real homeless person is too hungry
to be funny
if a girl has a pierced tongue
she'll probably
suck you dick if a guy has
a pireced tongue
he'll probably suck you dick
heres a harascope
for everyone
Aquarius your going
die
Capricorn your going die
Gemini your
going die twice
Leo your going die
Scorpio
your going die fuckin
no one go's to hooters
for wings
if you been datinga man for
four
months and you haven't met any of
his
friends your not his girlfriend
some of the
things I've said may not
apply to you some of
the things I may
have said may offened
you
no matter who you are yo must
remember
this one thing no matter
what a stripper
says
there is no sex in the champagne
room
NONE!

[Gerald
Lervert]


Theres no sex sex in the
champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the
champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the
champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the
champagne room
Theres no sex sex in the
champagne room
aint get none cant have none,
naa
in the champagne room
there is
absolutely postively no sex
in the champagne
room
na na say, no no ooow there aint no
sex
in the champagne room na na say na
na

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