Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up lyrics

Artist  : Christina Aguilera 
Song : Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up
 
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim Shady please shut up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut
up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

You all act like you never heard a white person
before.
His rhymes are a bore, punk kid trying to be hard
core ( Yo! What's up??)
The mushroom mouth is back worse than
before.(???)
Making us snore, whining in the microphone ( Baby
crying)

It's the return of the oh wait, no wait, you're a
fool.
You didn't pay money for this CD did you?
And Dr. Dre [laugh] did everything you
idiot, without Dre's defense you're as good as
dead.

The world's had enough of Eminem (Jiggy jiggy)
Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him.
Look at him, walking around living off Dre,
acting so cool, but he's really kinda weak
though.

Little twit blasts me on his new cd
Why? Cause I turned him down for a date (hee hee)
As for the question of who came first, was it
Carson daly or was it Fred Durst?
I'm sorry Slim, but this is gonna hurt. They both
came closer than you ever will, jerk.

Your song is on my nerves, your song is on my
nerves.
You're kinda lucky cause you got more fame than
you deserve.
That is the message that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent
is.

Of course they're gonna like you, of course they
do.
You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder
on " Silver Spoons"
You aint nothin but a product, packaged to be
bought up.
You know a year from now you won't be thought of.

So you write about dead animals and cannibals
And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date
higher mammals. [Dog howls]
And there's a million women just like me, that
think like me, that all can see that
Slim Shady is just a boy dealing with puberty 
So if you agree, scream loudly with me!!

You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite
irritating.
So won't the Real Slim Shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up?

You're Slim Shady, yes you're the real shady.
You sound like Peter Brady, you get quite
itrritating,.
So won't the real slim shady please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up