Noah`s Toilet lyrics

Artist  : Coldcut 
Song : Noah`s Toilet



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 Oh yes! Lets go to that new place, with a
name
a bit like that place, where the famous
get so
out of their face, they die of fatal
cocktails
all chemically mace, we'll be
rubbing
shoulders with the stars inna
outer
space.
There'll be seven foot women
there, five
o'clock shadow rammed into ladies
under-
wear and the animals go in two by
two,
into the circus, into the zoo, into the
loo.
And hog boars snuffle with curly pig
tails,
guest list cysts leaving trails like
snails,
there'll be the pierced, the piercing
screaming
studs, fiercer than Elvis, pure
phets no duds.
Fake diamonds, holographic
cheekier than
Jesus, but pornographic.
Oh
do! Yes lets! Lets go to that new place,
with
the name like the place where the
glamorous
died, and user friendly all are we,
the tired
tried, what do you do?
I'm God, you
lied.
And the animals go in two by two,
the
warthog, the snuffleupacus and the
anteater,
all drinking 5 pound beers by the
litre, it's ok she
says, you don't have to pay
because he's a
member, wearing nothing but a
peanut in the
middle of December. Suddenly,
I'm on top form
and terribly bright, glitter,
tinsel, sparkle me
baby, every night, I'm an
extraordinarily curious
creature and I know
it, how bohemian! Shush
for the poet, nah fuck
that! Let's go to the loo,
like animals two by
two, and what was it
you said you do? Is there
any way I can
network with you?
So you tell
me about a movie you're making, hopefully
making,
hopefully making, starring Uma
Thurman, hopefully making,
hopefully.
And
you talk for too long, then you say, I love this
song, must
shake a leg on the dance floor,
with that fashion type wild boar,
and she
needs an apple stuffed into her fat gob, oh
look!It's that junky
Lead singer, I hear he's
a nob,
well, I know him actually and he's
alright, going solo and
good for a line every
night.
Oh! Come, give me more, give me more to
consume, I'm fatter
than Elvis and cheekier
than Jesus in this VIP room, with the
super
models, the rock stars and the superfly.
Then
she said, morbidly,
now would be a good place
to die.
Out of my face, in the place with the
name like that place, on the
front page
tomorrow, my face, headline reading mystery
death
in new place.
For she was best top
lover girlfriend of that guy with the
chart
topping hits, that actress, that
director and that model with the
fabulous
tits. Then everyone will want to go to that
place, because
it has a name like that place,
where you get so out of your face,
you're
fiercer than Elvis and cheekier than
Jesus,
you're in the place with a name like
that place,
you're in the place with a name
like that place.