Ugly Bitches lyrics

Artist  : Coolio 
Song : Ugly Bitches



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A bitch is a bitch and we all know
that a ho
is a ho wit a toe up slut so
if you're gotta
have em might as well be a fine one
but it
seems that some niggas can't seem to find
one
So they go and get a bitch that's lookin
like Trixie
and Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy
ass titties
A big fat flagrant hoodrat
hooker
and the nigga got the nerve to pretend
she's a hooker
Sportin that down from your arm
like a Simpson
Talk about bitches that you wish
you was pimpin
Come around the homies and you
swear that she's playin
But everytime I see
her, you're beggin
Go get you a girl that got
somethin goin
Get rid of that bitch that's
lookin like a dragon
Now you wanna fight cos
you're baggin on your Mrs
But that's what'cha
get when you fuck with ugly
bitches
Chorus:
When I was young I used to
have fun
fuckin with ugly bitches
But now
that I'm grown I leave em alone
cos I went
from rags to riches
They say 'beauty is skin
deep' but goddamn weeded bitch
look like
buckwheat mixed with opi
Toe up, tore up,
straight from the floor
and her bad ass breath
is about to make me throw up
Niggas started
dissin and you blamed it on the gin
but the
very next day you was with the bitch again
Now
your ass is gettin clowned like Bozo
but that's
what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho
I
don't know what possessed you, nigga
Stand
that hooker in front of a trigger
Spendin your
time with a big goony-goo-goo
To niggas like
you I gotta say "Choo choo"
Dig a ditch down
in desperation
Send that monster on a
permanent vacation
The girl is chop-top, but
you don't listen
Cos some niggas like fuckin
with ugly bitches
Chorus:
When I was young
I used to have fun
fuckin with ugly
bitches
But now that I'm grown I leave em
alone
cos I went from rags to
riches
Interlude
Aw shit, there go my nigga
pretendin he don't see me
walkin with a bitch
that look like a flea G
Holdin her hand as he
walks thru the plaza
I try to play it off but
I couldn't hold my laughter
The girl is done
so take her ass off the oven
Put her on a BOOM
and send her back to the covent
Cookin up a
plan in a big, black cauldron
And the dumb ass
nigga don't know that he's fallin
into a trap
cos now the whore is pregnant
9 months later
and she's squirted on an insect
He don't wanna
claim it, she went and got a test
Now he's
sendin child support in a big fat check
My
nigga got depressed and he started drinkin
liquor
One night he got drunk, went to her
house and killed her
Riches to rags and rags
to riches
but that's what'cha get when you
fuck with ugly bitches
Chorus:
When I was
young I used to have fun
fuckin with ugly
bitches
It seems that it's sad for this pussy
I had
came from some ugly bitches
When I
was young I used to have fun
fuckin with ugly
bitches
It seems kinda sad cos this pussy I
had
came from some ugly
bitches
Outro:
So you mean to tell me you
fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat,
lumpy,
droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco
drinkin, loud, ignorant,
fucked-up
teeth,
stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin,
butthead
swap-meet,
AFDC, leaned-over
tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch?
Nigga
what's
wrong wit you?
(That's
alright. She take care of a nigga though, that's
all I know
nigga.
That's OK yeah, that's OK
nigga)