Last legs blows on a penny whistle Cracks the
silent night Lost and lonely people bump and
grind Under neon lights Santa is
bleeding Some punk shot him in the eye All
we need on X'Mas Eve Is another God damn
drive-by
Last legs blows Into a cold
and crooked wind His head is heavy And his
heart is full of sin
Headline in the paper
screams: There's no more room in Hell And
Armageddon Has been cancelled Cause the
tickets Didn't sell