[intro:eminem]i dont know dudei think everybodys
all jelous and shitcuz im like the lead singer of
the band dudeand i think everybodys got a f**king
problem with me dudeand they need to take it up
with me after the show[chorus:eminem]because
these chicks dont even know the name of my
bandbut there all on me like they wanna hold
handscuz once i blow they know that ill be the
manor because im the lead singer of my band[verse
one:eminem]so i get all stage frightdrop the
micwalk up to these hot chicks and im all
like"whats up ladies, my name's slim shadyim the
lead singer of D-12 baby"and there all like "oh
my god its himdamn my f**king god its Eminem"!!!i
swear to f**king that you f**king rockplease wont
you please let me suck your cock"now by now the
rest of the fellows get jelousespecially when i
drop the beat doing my acapellasall chicks start
yelling (girls screaming)all the hot babes all
the bras and the shirtsand the panties on stageso
like every single night they like to fightwith
mebut when we fight its kinda like stealing
rivalrycuz there back on stage and its night with
medude i just think your trying to stay alive for
meyesterday kuniva tryied to pull a knife on
mecuz i told him jessica albage my wife would
bespark start sh*t is a life for meand all the
other guys dispise will be cuz
me[chorus:eminem]em sings "my band" 9 times at
the end[verse two]