Two Bagger lyrics

Artist  : Da Yoopers 
Song : Two Bagger



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1. I MET HER UP IN MISULA SHE OWNED HER OWN PULP
TRUCK 

SHE TOOK ME FOR A RIDE ONE NIGHT AND TOLD ME WE
WERE STUCK 

SHE PUT HER ARMS AROUND ME AND SAID I’LL KEEP
YOU WARM 

I WAS SO DUMB AND INNOCENT I DIDN’T SEE THE
HARM 

2. THEN THEY STARTED WRESTLING AND HE ALMOST HAD
HER BEAT  

HE FOUGHT THAT BIG OL’ BEEFALO TILL SHE PINNED
HIM TO THE SEAT 

SHE MADE ME DRINK A CASE OF BEER EVERYTHING WAS A
BLUR  

WHEN I WORK UP THIS MORNING I WAS MARRIED TO HER




CHORUS: 

HE’S MARRIED TO A LOGGER WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE
HIS DAD 

BUT HIS DAD DON’T HAVE A MUSTACHE AND HIS FEET
DON’T SMELL AS BAD 

UP HERE IN THE LAST FRONTIER MEN ARE MEN ITS TRUE


BUT SHE MAKES ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LOOK LIKE
PEGGY SUE 



3. I CALLED UP HER DAD TO SEE IF HE WOULD TAKE
HER BACK 

HE LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT HE’D HAVE ANOTHER
HEART ATTACK 

HE SAID TO FIND A PAPER BAG TO PUT UPON HER HEAD


I GRABBED A K-MART SHOPPING BAG AND WENT ON BACK
TO BED 



4. HE TRIED TO PUT THE BAG ON HER BUT IT WAS WAY
TOO SMALL 

SHE GOT HIM IN A HAMMER LOCK AND PINNED HIM TO
THE WALL 

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL WAKING UP TO YOU 

IF I’VE GOT TO WEAR A PAPER BAG YOU BETTER PUT
ON TWO 



(REPEAT CHORUS)