I`m Single lyrics

Artist  : Deirdre Flint 
Song : I`m Single



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Oh, ho, I'm single, and my life's about me
again.

That woman long neglected, I'll find
out who I am.

Oh, ho I'm single. I'm single
and I'm loving it!

I have taken up old
hobbies, I have no time for a man.

I'll
call up my old friends, the ones that I once
knew

So we can bond again, just like we
used to do

You're married with two kids, oh
gee,

Well, that's too bad for you.

Because I'm single. I am woman I am goddess

I've always loved fried green tomatoes,

So it was always meant to be.

I feel my
rebirth. I'll find a female soul mate.

We'll take off for the country, just like
Thelma and Louise

I've called up every
household in phonebooks A through Z

To find
another goddess to share my destiny

And now
I'm quite convinced, the only single one is
me.

When I buy poultry, two thirds of it
goes rotten

I correspond with inmates and I
don't comb my hair.

They've claimed my two
legs as federally owned forest

It's been
months since I've shaved them,

Cause
there's been no one here to care

They call
me nasty names at every corner bar

I need
to see a shrink, this thing has gone too far

Last night I threw myself down stairs just for
the C.P.R.

Oh, ho, I'm single and I'm not
hearing voices!!

You say that cause you're
jealous of all the fun I've had

Wait, I'm
not single. I've got some special friends now

We live in here together and I don't feel so
bad

I have a female soul mate, her name is
Emily

Don't tell me you don't see her,
she's standing next to me

And she doesn't
call me sick or weird or deranged mentally

Just cause I'm single.